JOKE OF THE WEEK
A man and his wife were traveling to Italy by air and as they were at the peak of the flight and journey, the pilot announced that: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that one of the engines has stopped working while the remaining one is not functioning as required therefore,
we may crash in a few minutes from now. We advise that everyone should reconcile with God and settle every issues that need to be settled.”
At that point, Mr. Manji touched his wife Ellista and said “Honey, please forgive me ooooo. Your sister Simi that stays with us is my sex machine. We had several abortions. She has even planned to poison you on our return from Italy so that both of us will elope to the U.S.A. Please find a place in your heart to forgive me.
She responded “No problem dear.” She continued, “Since it’s confession moment, let me also confess. Please you must also forgive me oooo. John and Esther among our three children are not your biological children. Your biological child is Victoria. The rest belong to Eti your best friend. You also remember you were robbed by armed robbers last year?” He answered “Yes I remember.” She continued, “I actually set you up by some gangs who robbed you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend Albrass’ tuition fee. He got admission in Oxford University in England. Even now as we are talking, I have arranged for your death through hired assassins on our return.” Mr. Manji responded “No problem I have forgiven you.” Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, it's like you people are powerful men/women of faith because, God has answered your prayers, the two engines are perfectly ok and we are sure of safe landing” At that point, the whole passengers became mute and instead of celebrating the good news, one of the passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot, this plane must crash ooooooo or we will crash the plane” everybody shouted “YES oooooooo”
we may crash in a few minutes from now. We advise that everyone should reconcile with God and settle every issues that need to be settled.”
At that point, Mr. Manji touched his wife Ellista and said “Honey, please forgive me ooooo. Your sister Simi that stays with us is my sex machine. We had several abortions. She has even planned to poison you on our return from Italy so that both of us will elope to the U.S.A. Please find a place in your heart to forgive me.
She responded “No problem dear.” She continued, “Since it’s confession moment, let me also confess. Please you must also forgive me oooo. John and Esther among our three children are not your biological children. Your biological child is Victoria. The rest belong to Eti your best friend. You also remember you were robbed by armed robbers last year?” He answered “Yes I remember.” She continued, “I actually set you up by some gangs who robbed you because I needed to pay for my boy-friend Albrass’ tuition fee. He got admission in Oxford University in England. Even now as we are talking, I have arranged for your death through hired assassins on our return.” Mr. Manji responded “No problem I have forgiven you.” Meanwhile as the confessions were going on, the pilot announced again. “Ladies and gentlemen, it's like you people are powerful men/women of faith because, God has answered your prayers, the two engines are perfectly ok and we are sure of safe landing” At that point, the whole passengers became mute and instead of celebrating the good news, one of the passengers shouted “Pilot, Pilot, this plane must crash ooooooo or we will crash the plane” everybody shouted “YES oooooooo”
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