A Football Match should Never be Watched with a woman

WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives can be very frustrating and stressful!
Wife: Dipo, who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown?
Husband: Chris Brown bawo? No na, that's Theo Walcott!!
Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?
Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red mean
s the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - stop.
Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be that?
Wife: Ok.. which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)... Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don't you know it's Chelsea?
Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where you from sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Pls who's that old man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger.
Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic & left the house for a viewing center nearby!)....
Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't be able to watch my favorite Telemundo.